Wednesday, June 01, 2005

 

Tired and Thirsty...

The Dutchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have gin."

The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have Cognac."

The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."

The Greek says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo."

The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."

The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."

The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have whisky."

The Japanese says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have sake."

The Korean says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have soju."

The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."

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